My Sweet Wife Is a Little Adorable

On the day Gu Yiyi turned one month old, six-year-old Jimo Ran stunned both sets of parents with a single remark.

"Uncle Gu, she's so ugly that she'll never find a husband when she grows up. I'll just have to take her off your hands!"

When Gu Yiyi was four, her father packed her off to Jimo Ran's house, supposedly to "help them grow closer."

"Big Brother, I want milk." "..."

"Big Brother, I need to poop." "..."

"Big Brother..."

Jimo Ran looked at the adorable little girl holding a lollipop bigger than her face and regretted more than anything having said that one thing on the day she turned one month old...

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