[Hilarious, Sweet Romance] Reborn as a piece of divine wood, she is tenderly cared for by a cool and aloof Divine Venerable. Mo Xiaowan can’t help feeling a little flustered.
When she hears that the leaders of the Four Realms are bored and want to see who’s strongest, Mo Xiaowan sides with the Divine Venerable and assumes her mission is to crush the Demon Lord, knock down the Demon King, and kill the Ghost Emperor, turning the whole world upside down before retiring in triumph to live in seclusion with her master for the rest of their lives.
But the story refuses to follow the script. The bewitching Demon Lord spends every day plotting to kidnap her and shower her with kisses. The eccentric Demon King is an expert at acting cute. The scheming Ghost Emperor proves impossible to kill and keeps summoning a whole gang of ghosts to team up with her and scare people…
Where’s the promised fighting?
The big shots get along so well they could sit down for a game of mahjong, and they even earnestly discuss how to spoil her more…
Mo Xiaowan sobs against the wall: My heart is breaking.
Also known as [My Master’s Emotional Intelligence Is a Little Worrying] and [With All Due Respect, These Big Shots Are All Idiots]