[Run, Master! x Psycho Disciple]
Xu Dongqing transmigrates into a book.
She transmigrates into a male-oriented power fantasy and becomes the villainous master who serves as the male lead's cannon fodder.
In the novel, after failing to seduce the male lead, she flies into a rage and torments and humiliates him in every way, until he personally cuts off her head and spills her blood across Xiaoyao Mountain.
Xu Dongqing, now transmigrated into the story, feels a chill run down her back: ...
She decides to hurry up and cling to the male lead's coattails!
When Da Ziyan gets beaten up, she immediately grabs her sword and goes to beat up the culprits.
When Da Ziyan gets sick, she stays up all night caring for him, not daring to close her eyes.
When Da Ziyan gets bullied, she goes straight over and tears down the bullies' entire mountain.
She knows the art of being a devoted simp: never mention her efforts, just open her mouth and say, "I love you."
And yet:
"Reporting to Master, Da Ziyan has been locked in the meditation cliff for three days and nights without food or water!"
"Reporting to Master, Da Ziyan's house has burned down, and he's had one of his legs broken!"
"Reporting to Master, Da Ziyan has been sent to the outhouse and is washing everyone's clothes!"
Xu Dongqing: ?
What on earth is going on!!!
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Da Ziyan gazes at the devoted look on the face before him. He keeps reminding himself that it's all fake, yet he can't help wavering.
"Fine. Since you like me so much, I'll be with you," he says, with some reluctance.
Xu Dongqing: ?
Could it be that I was only pretending to like you?
Who wants to be with you? I'm only trying to stay alive! I'm out of here, don't come any closer!
#Faking your death is fun once, and even more fun if you keep doing it#
#Whoever wants to be this master can have the job. I'm done!#
Fake-death trope, wife-chasing crematorium.
