Big hammer for 80, small hammer for 40! Expert craftsmanship, transparent prices, no cheating young or old. Get both hammers together and there's a discount!
Hey, ma'am, look at your Demon One. This decor is so tacky. Want me to give it a couple of whacks?
Hey, gorgeous in long johns, you call this Merlot Heavenly Court? The decor's pretty shabby. Want me to give it a couple of whacks?
Hey, you bird-brain with the full beard! I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you two whacks for free!
This academy... let's tear it down. I'll build you a doghouse to live in!
