Jiang Nan brought her game System with her when she transmigrated into the ancient world as Jiang Er Ya.
A drought means fleeing famine? No problem. The System gives advance warnings, and she’s already stocked up on supplies!
Run into refugees, bandits, pirates, or mutinous soldiers? No problem. She can use the attribute points she earns from quests to max out her strength and constitution, and experience the joy of a martial arts master who can hurt people with a flower or a leaf!
Someone gossips: “Er Ya will never get married. With that temperament of hers, she’ll draw her blade at the drop of a hat. One slash for the father-in-law, one for the mother-in-law, and one each for the sisters-in-law and brothers-in-law. Who’d dare take her in?”
Auntie Zhao couldn’t take it anymore. “Er Ya, do you want a husband? Pick whichever of my grandsons you like!”
Er Ya: “Thanks, but no thanks. Why would I want a husband? Men would only slow me down when I’m drawing my blade.”
Then a peerlessly handsome little fool suddenly appears, grabs Er Ya’s leg, and cries, “Wifey!”
Er Ya immediately says yes and takes him home.
Auntie Zhao: “Didn’t you say men would only slow you down when you draw your blade?”
Er Ya: “Not if they’re handsome!”
The emperor is incompetent? We’ll put my little fool on the throne!
A neighboring nation invades? How about a bomb?
A powerful country bullies us? We’ll stir up enough chaos to keep them in a constant state of internal strife!
I’m invincible anyway. Do whatever you like!
