Players, Please Board

“Welcome, players, aboard the Dimensional Rift Game Express. This train will travel from the E-Rank departure station to a D-Rank destination. Please board in an orderly fashion and ensure your own safety. Be sure to follow the rules of the ride.”

“The rules are as follows:”

“1. Do not bring nongame items aboard the train. (Underwear is exempt.)”

“2. You must spend money. (All train staff are working without pay.)”

“3. Do not turn on the lights after they go out. (Except for those brave enough to take the risk.)”

“Additionally, the train encourages all kinds of recreational activities, including ambushes, brawls, and hunting. Players are free to choose.”

“We wish you a pleasant journey.”

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