Konoha: This Thirty-Year-Old Uchiha Can't Get Motivated

“Ding! The Host has reached the age of thirty. The System is about to activate. Confirm activation...?”

“No, no, no, no!!!!!!”

“Strong feelings of aversion detected in the Host. The System is entering cooldown. Complete enough tasks to unlock it. During the cooldown, the Host will be penalized by remaining thirty years old...”

“????????”

In Konoha's second year, Madara Uchiha was about to leave Konoha when a curly-haired man stopped him. Madara Uchiha's expression softened.

“Cousin, you don't need to talk me out of it. I've made up my mind to leave.”

“Cousin, it's best to travel with money in your pocket. There's not much I can do to help, so take these things with you. Don't let yourself suffer while you're away from home.”

Uchiha Gin shoved a storage scroll into his cousin's hands and waved goodbye through tears.

Several years later, Madara Uchiha had just captured the Nine-Tails. While resting, he accidentally opened the scroll his cousin had given him. Seeing the mountain of gold bars and several ninja tools he'd never seen before, he fell into deep thought.

Keywords: Little stories from the Warring States period, way too much imagination, an unconventional Hokage novel, a System novel where the System has been banned...

Also known as: “I Glitched the System and Achieved Immortality in the Shinobi World” and “A Hundred-Year-Old Man Is Forced to Join the Fourth Shinobi World War”