One day, a sensational exposé on Weibo brought the internet to a standstill: top movie star Ji Xiubei had been seen entering and leaving a luxury apartment with Yan Xi, a star hated by the whole internet.
Her Weibo was flooded with insults: Stay away from my husband, you fake white lotus! If you want publicity, find someone else!
Early the next morning, Yan Xi went live to deny the rumors, looking utterly sincere. “The exposé is completely made up! Rest assured, I have absolutely nothing to do with your husband, Movie Emperor Ji!”
But as soon as she finished speaking, Ji Xiubei appeared on camera, still in his pajamas. He held a phone and looked at her blearily. “Mom called to hurry us along. She wants to know when we’re finally having a baby.”
After three stunned seconds, the viewers in the livestream let out a bloodcurdling wail: ...Holy crap!!!