One day, at a certain police station.
“Officer, I want to turn myself in. I'm a con man! A big shot from the underworld has his eye on me, and he wants to kill me!”
A man rushed into the station, leaving the officer on duty utterly bewildered.
The man pulled out a Desert Eagle and slammed it onto the desk. Trembling with fear, he said, “All I did was swindle some money, but he actually mailed me a Desert Eagle! Please, hurry up and arrest me. I want to go to prison!”
Seeing how serious he seemed, the officer picked up the Desert Eagle to examine it, only to discover it was a real gun!
The entire station was thrown into an uproar. They went on high alert and stood by!
The chief used the con man's phone to send the other party a WeChat message himself: “Hello? Are you there?”
The reply came immediately: “Did you get the goods? I still have a batch of high-quality weapons in my hands, including three missile systems and 2,000 missile warheads. Interested?”
