Urban: Becoming a College President, Starting at a Junior College!

Learn to cook, and find a new star! It's a great place! Eight hundred stainless-steel stoves, two hundred master chefs with top-notch skills! New Star: massive in scale, with thirty million graduates all over the world. There are so many benefits to learning how to cook, more than words can tell. A steady job and a high income, with a lifetime guarantee of employment, guaranteed! This book is also known as: This Principal Is So Freaking Cool!; This College Is No Joke!; After College, Apple Begged Me to Become Its CEO; and This Author Has a Hard Head!