After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, Cao Su became Cao Cao’s biological younger brother.
The System told him that if he could just get Cao Cao out of the way, he would ascend to immortality.
“My lord! Zou Shi, the widow of Zhang Ji, has a smile as lovely as a flower. She’s a rare beauty, sure to make your night unforgettable!”
【Ha! I’ve already kept Cao Ang and Dian Wei drinking. No one will be on guard tonight. Rest in peace, Boss Cao!】
Cao Cao: “Zou Shi is yours!”
“Brother! Diao Chan, wife of Lu Bu, is a peerless beauty who can captivate a city with a smile. I’ve already had her tied up in your bedroom, ready for you to enjoy!”
【Heh, heh. Diao Chan has the Seven-Star Sword in her hand, just waiting to take your head, Cao Aman!】
Cao Cao: “She’s yours!”
“My lord! In Ye City, Yuan Shao has a daughter-in-law named Zhen Mi. She’s elegant and breathtakingly beautiful. I suggest we claim her first, before she falls into someone else’s hands!”
【A father and son fighting over her means one of them will die. I refuse to believe you, you old lecher, aren’t interested in Zhen Ji!】
Cao Cao: “They’re all yours!”
Cao Su: “???”
WTF?
Did Cao Cao get the wrong script? Wasn’t he supposed to be devoted to his wife? Why are they all mine now?
Cao Cao raised an eyebrow. “Little brother, do you have some objection to my reward?”
Cao Su: “I wouldn’t dare! Your little brother has no great abilities and can’t help you with your burdens. But if there’s anything you need me for, just say the word.”
【I’m so tired!】
P.S. This is an imaginative take on the Three Kingdoms and an entertaining version of history. Please don’t take it as fact.
