Got a Case of Immortal Itch? A Little Shock Will Fix It!

What do you do when you arrive in a declining cultivation world but can’t cultivate because you have no spiritual roots?

Zhang Wei: If you can’t break through, wire it in series. If you don’t have enough resources, wire it in parallel. Either way, keep the current flowing!

What do you do when your family has no foothold in the cultivation world?

Zhang Wei: Fellow Daoist, my mealworms are absolutely clean and hygienic!

What do you do when you have no idea how to handle alchemy, artifact crafting, talismans, or formations?

Zhang Wei: Stop! Stop! You’ll make my hairline recede even further!

Second Grandpa, Second Grandpa! The lovesick matriarch from the Hehuan Sect next door is here again!

Zhang Wei: It’s fine. Her immortal addiction is acting up. I’ll go give her a jolt.

Years later, when Zhang Wei finally breaks out of the pond that is the Five Regions and sees the vast world beyond, his face falls as if mourning a death.

Zhang Wei: Sigh, I came to the wrong place. I’ve got to help these people out of poverty all over again! What? You have oil? From now on, you’re my own brother, even if we have different parents!

P.S. The author isn’t an electrical engineer, so please take some of the technical details with a grain of salt.