I got the transmigration starter pack, making me a surefire winner in life.
But faced with a harsh ten-year contract selling my freedom, I can only cry on the inside.
How many ten-year stretches does a person get? The most important thing is to live it up!
Becoming a star is out of the question, and I don’t know how to be an entertainer, so I might as well leave the industry!
But what if the company won’t let go of a once-in-five-thousand-years talent like me?
No worries. Just work hard at becoming useless, and no one will be able to take advantage of you!
Actually, my doctor says I have a weak stomach and recommends that I marry into a rich family. I’m weak, pitiful, and helpless.
I wish some young, beautiful rich woman would see through my bravado and help me drop the act.
