Question on Zhihu: How would you assess Chen Muwu?
Albert Einstein (violin enthusiast): The greatest discovery of my life was finding that genius Chen in Shanghai! But Chen, how many times do I have to tell you? There are no mahjong tiles in heaven, so why would God roll dice?
Niels Bohr (benchwarmer): Unlike that bunch of bookworms, Chen and I are both athletic champions who've won Olympic medals. He's just better than me: he won gold.
Werner Heisenberg (Math is so hard QAQ): Chen is a genius. His only flaw is that he's a little stingy. I once gave him a purebred German Shepherd for his birthday, but when my birthday came around, all I got in return was an utterly ordinary slide rule for logarithmic calculations.
Erwin Schrödinger (Pretty Girls + WeChat): I admit Chen is a little better than me at physics, but I'm sure he's nowhere near as good as I am at picking up women.
Johnny Weissmuller (I'm Tarzan next door): You ask why I gave up swimming to play Tarzan in Hollywood? Come on, as long as that flying fish Chen is still competing, I'll never get my hands on that damn Olympic gold medal!
