Heaven had played March a cruel joke, turning a modern-day assassin into a little girl in an ancient farming village. Looking at her dilapidated home and her scrawny younger siblings, March thought: ...I’ll earn enough to support the family. Watch as the hopelessly clueless March outsmarts one scoundrel after another and leads her family to prosperity. Stone-faced man, step aside and let me through. Hm? You want to marry me? March asked, “Do you have a car and a house?” Li Jixuan replied, “Would three thousand count?” “Sure!” Much later, March looked at the empty general’s residence. “Husband, where’s your three thousand silver?” “I have three thousand brothers... does that count? Ah! Wife, don’t hit me! You’ll hurt your hand!” See how an assassin gets by in the everyday life of ordinary folk!
