The Divine Lucky Star of Online Gaming

By sheer luck, I found I could see my hidden stats. Then, by another stroke of bad luck, I put all my already meager starting points into hidden Luck.

At this rate, I should be finding equipment just by walking around, right?

But things didn't go as planned. With those starting stats gone, I walked around and found no equipment at all. Instead, a little chick pecked me and I died! Don't stop me, I'm deleting my character and starting over.