After transmigrating to a parallel world, I awakened as a priest.
Great. As a male priest, there's nothing wrong with focusing on healing the girls, right?
Then explain to me what the heck an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak spell is!
And what the heck is an Osteoporosis spell?
A Blood-Burning spell? A Spread of ALS spell? A Mental Confusion spell?
Can I just go back to quietly healing the girls?
Other mages have forbidden spells like Doomsday Storm and Ice Age; swordsmen have ultimate moves like Myriad Swords Return to One and Gale Blade; archers have ultimates like Meteor Arrow Rain and Storm Arrows.
So why are my forbidden spells Cancer Cell Proliferation, T-Virus Infection, and Rabies Outbreak?
Some green tea girl: Waaaah, I really only went for a quick shower. Who knew I'd end up infected!
Some villain: Do you know what it feels like to have one side splitting open while blood sprays everywhere? No! You don't!
Some BOSS: Anybody else get this? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, my kidneys were gone!
