Good news: I've transmigrated.
Bad news: I've transmigrated into a eunuch.
Li Xuan wanted to cry. He was ready to lie flat and coast through the rest of his life.
Unexpectedly, after he came into contact with a consort in the Cold Palace, his golden finger activated.
Not only could he acquire any one of a consort's abilities, he could also receive bonus experience points.
The higher a consort's affection for him, the more experience points he gained every hour.
Experience points could improve his progress in martial arts, Daoist arts, alchemy, talisman-making, and other disciplines.
So, in this chaotic age crawling with evil spirits and demonic beasts, Li Xuan quietly stayed in the Cold Palace, cultivating one peerless martial and Daoist art after another to perfection.
The Lamp-Burning Method: Once perfected, it lets him visualize the Ancient Buddha Dipankara and eradicate every evil spirit in the world.
The Thunder Tiger Giant Spirit Fist: Each punch roars like thunder and a tiger, multiplying his strength.
The Kunpeng Breathing Method: With every breath, his organs, muscles, bones, and tendons heal, no matter how badly injured he is.
The Sevenfold Wave-Slaying Blade: Each slash is stronger than the last. Its final, earth-shattering strike can split mountains and rivers.
Years later, heroes from every corner broke through the city gates and stormed the imperial palace, slaughtering without restraint.
Li Xuan had no choice but to act. With a wave of his hand, overlords and prodigies alike were reduced to ash!
He could only protest helplessly, “I just want to live a peaceful life. Why are you forcing my hand?!”
P.S. This book is also known as How Is This Eunuch So Powerful?, Mastering Peerless Arts in a Single Day, and From Little Eunuch to Lord of All Under Heaven.