This story is about me, a master's graduate from Southeast University, an IT elite, and how my wife, a professional web fiction writer who only finished elementary school, managed to trick me into marrying her. It follows how, through fifteen years of upheaval in Chinese online literature and the real estate market, she successfully grew into a seasoned professional failure of a writer. Along the way, we used our mere 50,000 yuan in startup capital to buy a home, build up assets worth tens of millions, and create a happy home. It also touches on various aspects of society and the sobering lessons they offer.