The story begins when ten World Wills simultaneously chose me to play the villain...
I thought being a villain would be easy: follow the plot and collect a reward of ten billion.
Then I'd go home and buy a pig farm, a few houses, and a few cars...
Who knew there was no room for two tigers on one mountain? A domineering protagonist who believes he's the only one who matters can't stand sharing a world with another one.
Crooked-Mouth God of War, Dragon King Live-In Son-in-Law, I was gone for just a little while. How have you two started fighting again and again and again?!
Entertainment Superstar, Literary Sage Plagiarist, I've split five thousand years of history between you. Surely there's enough to copy.
Why do you have to hog it all? And now you're inciting your fans to riot in real life. What are you trying to do, start a world war?
I'm the villain, so why do you keep expecting me to put out fires and settle your disputes?
And you lot, why won't you stop pestering me when you could be perfectly good Fated Heroines?
Villains are vulgar. We don't understand love and romance like protagonists do.
All I know is how to donate money to charity. I don't know how to comfort people, and I don't want to. I just want to go home and enjoy college life!
