I'm a wizard who transmigrated from the Harry Potter world. They promised they'd send me home once I spent all my money.
By accident, I invested in Little Wolf Warrior, Little Nezha, and Little Wandering Earth...
By accident, Cat Factory appeared out of nowhere and became the biggest internet company.
By accident, I hired a bunch of backstabbers, and as I kept losing money... I somehow became the richest person in the world.
This is so hard! If I can't spend all this money, I'll be stuck here looking for someone to have a child with.