After transmigrating to a star-spanning universe where technology, martial arts, and the supernatural coexist, Li Yao spent five hundred years battling monsters on Ten-Mile Star under the System's relentless prodding, finally reaching Sword Saint. Then the System immediately gave him a new mission: conquer the universe... Conquer your sister! Do you know what those five hundred years were like? Sick of working for the System, Li Yao refused the mission and decided to enjoy life instead. So he opened an interstellar general store serving beautiful women across the universe: finding a Totoro for a wealthy widow, helping a farmer's wife cultivate a barren planet, teaching swordsmanship to a young girl... Being able to sit down for tea at three every afternoon is pretty great, isn't it?
[Ding! Universe conquest mission progress: 1%!]
Damn it!
[This is not a System novel! The System is just here for show!]
