Zhou Xu had just graduated from university when his father suddenly called.
“My son, now that you’re all grown up, there are some things I ought to tell you.”
Zhou Xu said, “Dad, why are you talking so oddly? Half classical, half modern. What TV show have you been watching?”
“My son, I’ll come clean. Your father is a great demon of the demonic path. You are its holy son.”
Zhou Xu said, “...Dad, I’m hanging up. I’m busy.”
“Wait, one last thing. You’re not getting any younger. Your mother’s arranged a blind date for you. Go meet her.”
Zhou Xu asked, “Who is she?”
“The demonic path’s goddess, from the sect across the street. Just like you.”
