After Entering the Qing Dynasty, I'm Forced to Flirt With Fourth Master Every Day

[Playful Devotion, Ridiculous Flirting in Everyday Life]

Fourth Master: What are you doing?

Wen Jiu: "I'm trying to figure out how to sneak into your heart."

Fourth Master: "...What's gotten into you?"

Wen Jiu: "I'll go crazy for you, lose my mind for you, and smash my head against a wall for you!"

Fourth Master: "..."

"Imperial Physician, tell me what's wrong with her."

Wen Jiu: "I'm lovesick!"

"This illness makes me think of nothing but you!

Only your good looks can cure me!

I really want to fall asleep every day with my hand on your heart..."

Fourth Master: "…#@%$&"

System: ...Congratulations, Host. You have received one heart from Fourth Master, adding seven days to your life, Charm +1, Luck +1...

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Years later, a notorious empress suddenly rises to power.

The ministers: "Your Majesty, you mustn't continue favoring the empress! She's far too strange. She's had many children, yet her face never ages, and she's always doing bizarre things we've never heard of!"

Fourth Master: "What's so strange about that?"

Minister: "The water she makes is poisonous. It's pitch-black, and it burns your throat like strong liquor!"

Ninth Master: "You're the one who's poisonous. That's the cola my sister-in-law made for my brother."

Minister: "The cakes she makes turn into dough when they get wet. I've never heard of such a thing..."

Thirteenth Master: "Country bumpkin, that's instant noodles. She made them for my brother to take on his travels."

Minister: "...And the snacks she makes are even stranger. One piece keeps you from getting hungry for a whole day..."

Fourteenth Master: "That's a ration bar, for the army. Get it?"

Minister: "She..."

Fourth Master: "That's enough. Don't praise her too much. She's only a little better than everyone else."

The ministers: "...??" What had they praised her for?