I Really Don't Want to Transmigrate

Wood really doesn't want to transmigrate.

Why?

Because Wood is terrified of dying. Being a transmigrator is an extremely dangerous job, and you can drop dead at any moment, you know?

So why did a useless System that can only transmigrate people into awful situations have to land on me?

Why did it send me straight into One-Punch Man, a world you can only visit after reaching max level?

Wood has a curse he'd love to direct at someone, but he doesn't know who...