The Empress Is My Heart's Beloved

When she first entered the palace, the big trotters said, "I rule over the four seas, so I must spread my favor evenly throughout the six palaces to honor my ancestors. If you make another fuss, I'll send you to the Cold Palace."

The heroine: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Half a year later, the big trotter was camping outside Lingwei Palace every day.

The heroine: "Concubine De's palace is one turn to the right, Your Majesty."

The heroine: "The Noble Consort's palace is one turn to the left, Your Majesty."

The emperor, touching his face, swollen like a bun: "My beloved consort, the realm is but a passing cloud, and the six palaces are just for show. You're the one in my heart."

The maids and eunuchs watching: "Heh, Your Majesty, you sure do love it now!"

[One man and one woman, both physically and emotionally pure]