Zhou Tian inherited a general store from an uncle he was barely related to.
Not a single thing in the store was genuine. It was packed with all kinds of knockoffs, like “Kang Shuaifu” instant noodles, “Piao Za” shampoo, “Wan Shi” cola, and even two barrels of “Hu Ji Ba” peanut oil.
Of course, that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that the store regularly issued pointless collection quests, demanding things like “Qin Shi Huang's footwrap” and “Emperor Wu of Han's pee pee (the character is pronounced sui, the sui in ‘pee pee’) chamber pot.”
To complete these quests, Zhou Tian began an utterly miserable journey of jumping between worlds!
I arrive in the Qin dynasty, and you make me transmigrate into Zhao Gao.
I rush to the Han dynasty, and you make me transmigrate into Sima Qian.
Just when I finally stop being a eunuch, you make me bite the dust as Wu Dalang.
Boohoo, what a wretched life!
