Li Yidao traveled through the parallel world and became a funeral shop owner.
One time when I was watching videos, I accidentally saw a charming little demon wearing yoga pants.
A system prompt suddenly came to my mind!
[The probability of death due to cardiac arrest due to long-term dieting is 99%!
Yang Lin backhandedly sent a like and follow message.
[Worry-free after the funeral, one knife will protect you; full-stop one-stop service, ensure that you and your children will have no worries after the funeral. Book in advance and enjoy a 50% discount!
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Netizens laughed and praised the blogger for doing a good business
But what I didn't expect was that Brother Yidao turned out to be a prophecy from God!
The charming little demon died of cardiac arrest the next day!
Now everyone is stupid
After doing this several times, Li Yidao became popular all over the Internet!
Netizens chanted one after another! I beg Brother Dao to save someone under the sword!
Until one day…
When Li Yidao entered Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.
When Sister Zhou happily showed everyone how to swallow goose eggs in one bite.
"Ding, Brother Yidao's Funeral Shop has paid attention to you!"
Sister Zhou: "Eh? Little brother, your ID is very interesting."
"Sister Zhou, run! Brother Dao is here!"
"Sister Zhou is going to be stabbed... No one Brother Dao is paying attention to can escape yet."
"My big mouth, woohoo, I'm going to miss you..."
"Have a good trip, Sister Zhou..."
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From then on, the whole Internet was frightened by Brother Dao!
Anyone who is on Brother Dao's attention list chooses to silently write a suicide note...
