"What's it like to have a fairy as your wife?"
Jiang Qiao saw this question on Zhihu and answered it while crying.
"You can't smoke or drink. Food heavy in salt and oil will stay away from you. You will be struck by lightning at every turn. The pressure cooker at home becomes an alchemy furnace. Sleeping at night becomes like meditating..."
The sound of slight footsteps behind him gradually approached, and Jiang Qiaomen deleted the typed answer without changing his expression.
"You can't even imagine the benefits of a fairy wife! That impeccably beautiful face alone can make you unable to control her. She is always thinking about making elixirs and returning to the fairy world. Normally she would just call me, but I can't agree to this."
Bai Yueling leaned over and looked at the screen in front of her, suddenly kissed him on the cheek and said seriously:
"You are my calamity, I won't go back."
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(Daily writing, single female protagonist, high in sugar and no knife, full of dog food)
