I Can't Die, So I Pretend to Be a Vampire

Fang Cheng had his head chopped off.

His heart was pierced.

His mouth was stuffed full of garlic.

He was dragged into the sunlight and left to roast.

His furious enemies hacked him to pieces.

Fang Cheng came back to life and spread his hands before his enemies. "I'll be honest with you. I'm not a vampire!"

The crowd roared, "Like hell we're going to believe you!"