This book is also known as "I Pretend to Be Tang San and Trick Xiao Wu into Sacrificing Herself," "The Buddha's Wrath Fire Lotus Blows Tang Hao to Pieces," "I Pretend to Be Tang San and Do Bad Things," "The Clear Sky Bamboo Far Surpasses the Clear Sky Hammer," and "Tang San: I Didn't Do Any of This"...
In his previous life, Lan Si was a firearms enthusiast from Blue Star. By a twist of fate, a mysterious force transported him from the modern world to the world of The Degenerate-Drawing Jianghu, where he became the Tongwen Guild's Fourteenth Protector. Before he could make his mark, the Bad Marshal deemed him an anomaly and threw him off a cliff. His soul was reborn in Douluo Dalu…
Tang San: Lan Si, why are my Tang Sect Secret Arts completely useless against you? Give Xiao Wu back! Give my immortal herbs back! Give me back my Eight Spider Lances...
Xiao Wu: Didn't I sacrifice myself for Third Brother? Why have I become your Soul Ring? Ah, don't eat the bunny…
Tang Hao: I only taught the Great Sumeru Hammer to Xiao San. How do you know it too?
Yu Xiaogang: I regret offending Lan Si. I came up with the Invincible Theory myself. I didn't plagiarize.
Ning Rongrong: I missed out on a fortune.
Dai Mubai: Why am I the one getting screwed again?
Friendly reminder: This is not a System novel. Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong are not love interests.
