This Ninja Isn't Strong, But He Sure Knows How to Court Death!

Ding!

The System activation mission has begun!

Take a look at that decrepit old man on his deathbed in front of you. Let's pull out his oxygen tube and send him on his way. A sincerely compassionate face~

Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The decrepit old man this lousy System was talking about seemed pretty powerful...

He glanced at the tubes from the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path stuck into the back of the 'old man's age spots' and fell silent. He even felt like laughing...

You call that thing an 'oxygen tube'???

And also...

An ultra-suicidal mission has been issued:

Experience the ultimate secret art of the Eight Gates firsthand! (Take a direct hit from 'Night Guy' and shout, 'I, XX, hereby declare you the strongest!')

Give Kaguya Otsutsuki a thousand years of death! (And record this wonderful moment.)

Art is Patrick Star... and SpongeBob! (Blow yourself up alongside Deidara.)

Invite Mei Terumi to officiate your wedding (the wedding speech must be at least a hundred words)...

And there are plenty more bizarre and varied suicidal missions waiting to be unlocked.

This novel is also known as 'Naruto: The Daily Life of a Suicidal Undercover Agent' and 'I Have 108 Special Ways to Get Myself Killed.'

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