A reborn female war god receives her divorce papers and wants nothing more than to lay down her armor, return to the countryside, marry an honest man, have three adorable babies, and enjoy a simple life of farming and weaving.
By a twist of fate, she meets a burly man who excels at both books and martial arts, and follows him from the warmth of spring to the depths of winter.
The burly man treats her with the utmost care. The female war god thinks marrying him might not be so bad: he has strong arms and can clear ten thousand mu of farmland. They could farm together, raise their little ones, and enjoy a happy life.
But who could have guessed the burly man was a dragon? When you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; when you marry a dragon, you have to fly with him!
The female war god dons her armor again and rides into battle alongside the burly man!
The emperor’s city walls are thick? Can they stop my cannonballs?
The Ironclad Army is invincible? One grenade, and no armor can take it!
Everywhere the couple goes, they advance as if on flat ground!
After capturing the imperial capital, the burly man puts an arm around his beloved wife and points to the vast lands beyond the city walls:
“Wifey, didn’t you want to farm? I’ll grow a magnificent realm with you!”
Their three little ones look up at their parents, who are too busy showing off their affection to pay them any attention, and protest loudly:
“Dad, Mom, the babies want to farm too!”
