I transmigrated into Wu Dalang and ran into Pan Jinlian as soon as I arrived. After marrying me, Pan Jinlian lamented her hard luck, but soon discovered that this Dalang was no ordinary man. His height and looks had changed dramatically, and he could cook, write poetry, and fight.
When Ximen Qing dares to covet my wife? I'll beat him to a pulp.
As for the trouble Matchmaker Wang caused? ...I'll deal with her.
Making money? Sorry, I'm skilled in every kind of cooking, and I'll take over the Song Dynasty's food and beverage industry.
Warfare? As it happens, I know The Art of War, the teachings of Guiguzi, the Thirty-Six Stratagems, the Five Classics and Seven Military Classics, the Six Secret Teachings, the Three Strategies, Zhuge Liang's art of war...
When it comes to power, he is on brotherly terms with the emperor and holds sway over the entire court. When he meets the heroes of Water Margin, he brings every one of them under his command!
He can intimidate the Liao into returning the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun, suppress Western Xia, the Jin, and even Japan and Fulin...
He can also modernize the economy and change history.
From then on, the Song Dynasty has a Wu Dalang whose name spreads throughout the land and whose might shakes the four seas! None can compare...
