Are You Seriously Making Cards Without Following the Rules?

“Why is this fireball spell green?”

“Uh... because I added poison gas to it.”

“What about the ice spike spell? Why does one hit leave you flat on the ground? Is there poison in that too?”

“No, it's just a powerful anesthetic.”

“Then what about the magical girl apprentice you summoned? Why does she know taekwondo?”

“That's perfectly normal. A girl needs to learn a few skills to defend herself...”

“??? So you don't follow the usual rules at all when making cards?”