When Li Anran wakes up, he has transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and become a peach in the Peach Garden.
The waters of this world run deep, so in this life he decides to be an honest, harmless little peach.
But the monkey can somehow hear his thoughts.
"I have the two marshals Ma and Liu, the two generals Beng and Ba, the demon kings of seventy-two caves, a hundred thousand monkey subjects, and countless demon soldiers and generals. With one command, even ghosts and gods will flee."
[Give me a break. All seventy-two cave demon kings get captured, and your monkey subjects are slaughtered. With you as their leader, they're doomed beyond redemption.]
Monkey: "???"
"I have six sworn brothers, each with boundless powers and limitless magic. We share the same ideals and are as close as brothers."
[I'm dying laughing! You led them into rebellion, then turned around and accepted an imperial pardon.]
[They'd be lucky not to hate you to death!]
"Even if I eat the peaches and burn down the Peach Garden, what can the Jade Emperor do to me?"
[Five hundred years beneath the Five Elements Mountain, eating iron pellets and drinking molten copper.]
[The Tathagata is a scheming old fox who'll teach you how cruel society can be.]
Monkey: "This old Sun is going into seclusion to cultivate. I won't leave the mountain until I attain the Great Dao."
Jade Emperor: "???"
Tathagata: "!!!"
Li Anran: "((o(**)o))) Thumbs up"
