[The Ridiculous Version]
After transmigrating, Jin Chen feels like every part of her life is one bottomless pit after another...
She's a woman cursed by fate, born to a noble family but forced to eat vegetarian food and pray to Buddha, supposedly to ward off evil. Jin Chen says praying is fine, but giving up meat is absolutely not happening! So the meat-loving Miss Jin wins herself a reclusive master with a single roast chicken.
But her master is an even bigger pitfall... He leads Jin Chen from being the legitimate daughter of a general's household to a little cook, and then to a useless prince's female bodyguard.
What's a female bodyguard from another world like? Jin Chen says her motto is: If I can solve it with my fists, there's no need to argue. Anyone who wants to argue with me will be driven so mad they spit blood in no time. Hahaha!
This powerhouse bodyguard, with her sweet, harmless-looking face, kills as easily as chopping vegetables. She's so formidable that she beats the most vicious and twisted leader of assassins into a docile lackey, radiates murderous intent, and completes her yearlong protection assignment in spectacular style.
"Job's done. I'm out." Miss Jin slings a bundle over her shoulder, waves breezily at the useless prince, and prepares to head home.
The so-called most handsome man under heaven, the useless prince, beams. "Little girl, you've already had your way with me. Are you planning to abandon your husband and child?"
Jin Chen's face darkens. "Damn it! Could you have some shame?"
[The Serious Version]
Jin Chen, a special agent, transmigrates to another world and becomes the fifth legitimate daughter of the general's household in the Xia Kingdom, as well as the fated woman of ill fortune everyone avoids.
Jin Chen has eaten vegetarian food, prayed to Buddha, taken a ridiculous master, and served as the female bodyguard of a certain useless prince.
One day, she returns home to find her so-called family behaving completely out of character, warmly welcoming the cursed woman back and solemnly telling her they've found her a good match.
She kicks her father, curses her mother, and beats up her younger siblings. Then Miss Jin Chen, the demon everyone in the Jin family fears, smiles sweetly and says, "I'll marry him." The words leave everyone around her gaping...
That day, he came drenched in blood, dressed in black with silver hair;
That day, she swore to the heavens that she would marry no one but him.
A lone star of ill fortune, a woman cursed by fate, a wedding steeped in ill omens, and a blood-soaked path strewn with thorns...
With her by his side, he fears nothing;
With him beside her, she will never regret it.
**Little Scenes**
[The Ridiculous Master]
Master: Little apprentice, I spent all my savings on these pretty clothes for you. Do you like them?
Jin Chen: I need travel money.
Master: These are your travel funds! Put them on, and when you run into robbers after your money or your virtue, rob them until they haven't a hair left. Then you'll have everything you need. Hahaha!
Jin Chen: ...
[The Flirtatious Fools]
Second Senior Brother: Little junior sister, you saved my life. I have no way to repay you except to offer myself to you. Come on!
Third Senior Brother: Little junior sister, I fell for you at first sight and fell even harder the second time!
Jin Chen: (Throwing her head back and wailing) My eldest senior brother has to be different from you two shameless flirts!
Some man: (Smiling happily) So I'm the best in little junior sister's heart. That makes me very happy.
Jin Chen: (Thunderstruck) Aaaaah! You jerk! How are you my eldest senior brother?!
This story features a strong male lead and a strong female lead. A Youyou production. The leads won't be tortured, and there are no cliffhangers!
