A bizarre journey through time and space sent Nie Zheng to ancient times, where he became the leader of a band of mountain bandits about to be wiped out by the imperial army. Just as he was losing hope, he was astonished to discover that he had brought along an entire commercial street selling weapons. And so he began buying weapons in bulk, leading a gang of bandit underlings to seize cities and strongholds, rob the rich to help the poor, and build a warlord empire.
Underling: "Chief, this is bad! Several demon priests are attacking!"
Nie: "What's there to be afraid of? I've got rocket launchers. I'll blow them to bits in a moment."
Underling: "Chief, run! The imperial court's rune-armored dragon cavalry has surrounded us..."
Nie: "What's there to be afraid of? Bring out the tanks and cannons. We'll blast their cavalry formation to smithereens."
Underling: "Reporting to the chief: the steppe Xiongnu army is trying to force its way into our territory again."
Nie: "Deploy the attack helicopters at once and cripple them."
"Chief, the Japanese pirates from across the sea are back to burn, kill, and loot."
"Deploy the destroyers and bombers at once."
