Divine Venerable Dad

He holds life in his left hand and death in his right. Now, however, he's become a full-time dad, racking his brains every day to answer the questions of an adorable five-year-old...

"Dad, if I eat an apple while looking in the mirror, does that mean I've eaten two apples? Dad, the bugs in my teeth are so pitiful. Can I buy them some candy? Dad, when I grow up, can I form an army too? If anyone disobeys, I just won't give them a lollipop!"