My surname is Li, and my name is Li Pu. Pu, as in absurd!
Lately, I've run into all sorts of absurd things. First, an owl clutched an envelope in its beak and hooted outside my window all night.
Then I saw a ring at a roadside stall that somehow contained the apparition of a white-bearded old man.
I opened a drawer to get some medicine, only to find a bottomless tunnel inside, lined with clocks.
I'm not crazy! Let me go!
In the end, after enduring all that torment, Li Pu still transmigrated. As long as he imitated someone, he could gain their power. And so...
In the Three Kingdoms, he was the Hand of Noxus: "Behold Nox... The rise of our lord will leave you with nowhere to be buried!"
At the foot of Mount Olympus, he was the Unbreakable Spear: "The heavens fear me, not because I am a god, but because I am mortal!"
At the foot of Mount Hua, he was the Ruined King: "My love is lost forever, and all I see is ruin! Holy Maiden of Mount Hua! Where are you? Come meet me!"
