“Ding! Host signed in for an Earth-grade Di Jiang Incense. Light it to obtain the Ancestral Witch bloodline and fragments of the Law of Space!”
“Ding! Host signed in for an Earth-grade cultivation incense. Light it to obtain five thousand years of cultivation!”
“Ding! Host signed in for a Heaven-grade spirit treasure incense. Light it to obtain the Primordial Treasure, the Chaos Bell!”
“Ding! Host signed in for an Immortal-grade lineage incense. Light it to obtain the lineage of a Chaos Demon God!”
“Ding! Host signed in for a Saint-grade cultivation manual incense. Light it to obtain the Hongmeng-grade cultivation manual, The First Chapter...”
After transmigrating to the world of Journey to the West and turning into a giant panda, he acquired the golden finger, the Myriad Heavens Incense-Burning System!
And so Zhang Hao began a busy journey, signing in at blessed grottos and celestial paradises throughout the Three Realms.
One day, he suddenly realized that something seemed off about this world!
Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in the underworld, only to be taught a lesson by a mysterious powerhouse?
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva vowed, “I will not become a Buddha until Hell is empty!” only to be thrown straight into the cycle of reincarnation?
And why could so many ancient powerhouses from the Dragon-Han Cataclysm era return to the world?
Having Sun Wukong fight the Eastern Emperor? You’ve got to be kidding!
Having Zhu Bajie go head-to-head with an Ancestral Witch? That’s just asking to get crushed!
What?
Sha Monk wants to slide-tackle the First Kirin?
Come on, are you sure you’d even be enough to fill its teeth?
It wasn’t until one day that Zhang Hao suddenly realized those heaven-defying returnees seemed to have something to do with his sign-ins...
