Luo Jiuyue, a C-list celebrity dogged by scandals, was reborn. She’d planned to dump her scumbag boyfriend, but ended up forced to join the dating show Heartbeat 2023.
Haters: “No surprise the entertainment industry’s public bus is still the entertainment industry’s public bus. She really has no limits when it comes to getting famous.”
The dating show hadn’t even started, and Luo Jiuyue had already spent several days trending for clapping back at haters.
Once the show began, she single-handedly brought the livestream audience past a hundred million, and the show’s trending topics took over Weibo.
For the talent showcase, everyone else sang or danced. Luo Jiuyue ran ads on her livestream and actually made the Best Actor laugh.
As filming went on, Luo Jiuyue made a point of doing whatever she wanted and making everyone else uncomfortable.
Haters: “Spread the word: Luo Jiuyue’s gone crazy.”
Fans: “Sis, blink if you’ve been kidnapped!”
Bystanders: “The entertainment industry needs people like you to set things straight!”
Female lead’s version:
Reborn into a new life, Luo Jiuyue refused to make herself miserable. She gave up trying and went completely wild.
To the haters: “How many mothers do you have to dare talk to me like that?”
To the scumbag: “I don’t need to know you’re sick. Don’t make it so obvious.”
To the mistress: “I hit you, so what? Do I need to check the calendar before I do it?”
To her suitor: “I have more money than you, and I look hotter in men’s clothes. Why would I date you?”
Fans: “We’ll go crazy for Sis! We’ll lose our minds for Sis! We’ll bang our heads against the wall for Sis!”
Luo Jiuyue: “I feel so much better now that I’ve stopped pretending to have manners.”
Some big shot: “Xiao Jiu, marry me! @FrogTattooedWithTadpoles.”
Fans of the Shen Yu-Luo Yan ship: “Marry her! Now! Right this instant! @FrogTattooedWithTadpoles.”
