From a little cotton-padded jacket to a little hawthorn, Yu Nuan discovers that the path to immortality is full of traps, and her family’s ancestor sacrificing himself is the biggest trap of all! Yu Nuan accidentally becomes an expert at filling in the holes, and from then on turns from a lazy fish into a busy fish-().
A little lazy fish’s sword-practice chapter:
“Martial Uncle, I’m a talisman cultivator.”
Yu Nuan, who didn’t want to practice swordsmanship, stared with a perfectly serious face at Martial Uncle Luoying, who had hauled her off to Luoying Valley to train.
“I haven’t seen you draw a single talisman!”
“But I’m also half a music cultivator. I need to practice my flute.”
“Everything you play sounds like demonic noise!” Luoying sighed. “Whether you’re drawing talismans or playing music, nothing beats having a sword in hand and the world at your feet.
Go take a turn through the Four Seasons Blooming Formation. I guarantee you’ll fall in love with wielding a sword.”
Yu Nuan, terminally lazy and filled with sorrow: Senior Brother, come save me, QAQ! Senior Brother: Junior Sister, off you go (*m). A talisman cultivator who won’t practice swordsmanship isn’t a proper music cultivator. Yu Nuan: ??
