Standing before you is Guan Yu's "bad son," Guan Lin.
Tell him to go east, and he goes west. Tell him to train in martial arts, and he gets diarrhea.
He tells everyone that his father, Guan Yu, is a brainless brute.
Slaying Yan Liang and executing Wen Chou? That was just him fighting dirty.
Riding alone for a thousand miles? He was just lost and took a few hundred extra miles.
Guan Lin does all this only because he doesn't want his father to let his guard down and lose Jingzhou, meeting a tragic end.
"Father was too arrogant. His pride cost him his life, his family, and even the Han dynasty! Even if I help him avoid the White-Clad Soldiers' crossing, as long as his personality doesn't change, someone else will make him retreat to Maicheng."
"To rein in Father's arrogance, I'll be this bad son, Guan Lin, no matter what!"
Zhou Cang: "General, Fourth Young Master burned down the beacon tower!"
Zhou Cang: "General, Fourth Young Master hung Mi Fang and Fu Shiren up and beat them!"
Zhou Cang: "General, Fourth Young Master got Sun Luban, Sun Quan's daughter, pregnant. An envoy from Jiangdong is at the door!"
Guan Yu's face turned livid. "I, Guan, was renowned throughout my life... How did I end up with such a bad son?"
Behind closed doors, Guan Yu let out a long howl. "My little qilin is the best at raiding the enemy's home!"
