I, Chen Mo, was the HR director of a large factory in my previous life. After my sudden death, I was parachuted by heaven to be the "Director of the Prehistoric Priesthood Optimization Committee."
There is only one KPI given to me by God: layoffs. If it can't be completed, I will make it a natural phenomenon.
So——
What Zhulong received was not a catastrophe, but a "Notice on Rectification for Sunrise Not Being on Time".
What Queen Mother west received was not a letter of defence, but a "Pantao Garden Establishment Freeze Form".
Gonggong patted the table and asked me: "When I hit Buzhou Mountain, is it considered a work-related injury?"
I flipped through the "Tiandao Employee Handbook": "It will be considered a major liability accident, recorded as a major demerit, and the year-end merit award of the Yuanhui will be cancelled."
The gods and Buddhas all over the sky finally realized that this mortal without magic power was more terrifying than countless calamities.
Because he can use a Word document to transform you from a god into a natural phenomenon.
