In 2142, a biochemical crisis broke out, and mutant strains of the T virus swept the world. Humanity launched the "Mars Ark Project" to drain 90% of the energy of Blue Star, build ten spaceships, and send billions of people to Mars - and I, Zhou Ming, an unlucky guy who was judged as a "failed experimental subject", was abandoned on the ruins of Blue Star, waiting to die.
On the first day after waking up, I was chased by zombies for three streets and almost became their buffet. Just when I was about to play "Anhe Bridge" to my funeral, a bee-skinned Teemo popped out of the holographic projection:
"Hello, abandoned human being! I am your golden finger, but you have to listen to three cold jokes from me before you can activate it."
Then, my wasteland career completely went astray——
I summoned a group of yordle lunatics less than one meter tall. Their understanding of rebuilding civilization is:
Teemo planted mushrooms around the stronghold and blew up the cannons into disgrace.
Giggs taught me how to make bombs, but I got a black face every time
I stole Kutcher's plane for a ride in the middle of the night, and I was chased and scolded, "You fucking touched my wife!"
Kled rides a timid dragon lizard and plants flags everywhere to declare, "This territory is mine!"
I, a wasteland survivor abandoned by humans, became the "king" of this group of lunatics.
