My name is Zhang Xuan, I am 25 years old and have accomplished nothing.
On the day she couldn't pay the rent, her ex-girlfriend showed off her new boyfriend's Porsche steering wheel. I was walking in the alleyway home when a blue screen suddenly popped up in front of me——
[Ding! The Earth Online auxiliary system has been bound successfully!
[Novice task: Feed stray cats. Reward: 100 yuan. Failure: -5 HP.
I thought it was a telecom scam that involved holographic projection. It wasn't until my heart suddenly started to hurt that I realized it was true.
Later I learned that the system was here to harvest my soul. It chose me because I was weak enough, miserable enough, and easy to control.
But it doesn't know one thing.
I have been in society for seven years, and the biggest improvement I have made is: I never believe in pie-in-the-sky stuff.
You want me to be your dog? Excuse me. I will teach you a lesson with my backhand, and teach you what it means——
Reverse domestication.
