I, Lin Yuan, traveled through time and became the leader of the first sect in the world of immortality.
Sounds cool, right? Until I saw the sect roster——
Great Elder: Severe social fear. I haven't left the cave for three hundred years. I tremble when I hear footsteps.
Second Elder: I am in the advanced stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder. I get up at four o'clock every morning to count the spiritual stones. If one is missing, I will collapse.
Third Elder: Paranoid of persecution, he firmly believed that the entire world of immortals wanted to harm him, so he dug 300 secret passages in his cave.
The leader of the Law Enforcement Hall: Narcolepsy, falling asleep in the middle of a meeting. He once killed three sneak attack demon cultivators with one sword - he didn't wake up the whole time.
The owner of the Alchemy Pavilion: Gender cognitive disorder, insists that he is the reincarnation of an ancient divine phoenix, and must go to the crater of the volcano to hatch eggs every spring
And the spiritual pillar of the entire sect, the old sect leader who is known as "one person controls one sect", has already ascended. Before he ascended, he held my hand and burst into tears: "Xiao Lin, although these children are sick, they are all good children... Now, they are under your control."
Before I had time to collapse, the system prompt sounded:
[Ding - the mental hospital management system has been activated]
[Five high-risk patients have been detected, please host to increase the sect's prestige to SSS level within one month]
[Otherwise, good and evil will jointly attack, and then everyone will enter the mental hospital together]
