Real Name Given! Become the Goblin Emperor?

I started as a contract goblin and was immediately kicked out of school. Little did they know that I could give the goblin a real name. "Your name is Dumb!" "You, call me Lao Pao!" Soon after, the people who had humiliated me were so frightened that they knelt down and begged for mercy when they saw my army of iron-blooded goblins. Have you ever seen a Goblin masturbating? Have you ever seen a Goblin flying a plane? Physical mortal goblin? No. No. No, this guy is covered in steel, that thing is called a tank.