You Said the Stock Market Was a Safe Haven, So Why Are You Cultivating Immortality with Optical Modules?

On the Great Leek Continent, the indexes tower like the heavens. When the market index falls below 3,000, everyone’s first thought is to find the Old Geezer Sect’s thermos and take shelter. The Old Geezer Sect says, “The end of technology is sauce-flavored liquor. Staying home and keeping your head down is the real way to stay safe.” Retail investors cry as they rush to buy defensive talismans. But who could have guessed that the Technology Sect’s second disciple, Optical Module, wouldn’t seek shelter at all, but would instead take the CPO divine weapon straight through the lightning tribulation and ascend in broad daylight?! The cultivators cry, “We agreed to play it safe together. Why are you cultivating immortality with an optical module?!”